Just when you thought it was safe to go back into space...

...the Communists show up. (They always do.)

Ugh, commies. They ruin everything. They suck the joy out of our lives on this little rock and leave everything gray and bleak. It's bad enough dealing with the silly 21st century commie-wannabes here on Earth each day -- but to have real commies riding longboards across time and space to disrupt our way of life and spread the gifts of collective poverty and misery across our planet? To listen to them broadcast their "You will own nothing and you will be happy!" message over our airwaves while elbowing each other and trying not to bust one of their six guts in laughter? Nah, the People of Earth are all good with that.

But if there's a silver lining to the invasion, it's that we warned you...and you listened!  "Surf Commies from Outer Space" went live on most streaming services in May 2022. The short, abridged track has already been streamed more than 2,500 times on Spotify alone. Sure, hotshots like Barry Manilow and Engelbert Humperdinck probably get that many streams in an hour, but it's not bad for an imperfect, relatively unknown band from Maine trying to spread the anti-Communist word. 

Here​'s the slightly longer version that seems to be on everybody's playlist: